Last year we ran an article on tax season treats. Not surprisingly, tax pros opt for fairly predictable options such as Smarties, Almond Joys, and microwave popcorn (burnt, of course).
But what if tax offices were to follow some of the trends of food makers that are getting far more creative with their culinary delights, such as:1
- Van Leeuwen Ice Cream’s Hidden Valley Ranch or pizza ice cream;
- Jones Soda’s gravy-flavored soda;
- Oreos’ Sour Patch Kid Oreos;
- IHOP and Lay’s Rooty Tooty Fresh n’ Fruity potato chips, designed to taste like strawberry-topped pancakes with a hint of bacon; and
- United Kingdom’s Walker’s special Christmas-edition brussel spout-flavored potato chips.
So, what would you like to find in your tax office’s break rooms? Here are some AI-inspired suggestions (thanks Claude and ChatGPT!) to perk up your staff:
- Deductible donuts: These special donuts come with a sticky note that says, “100% business expense. Don’t ask questions”;
- Return receipt rolls: Pinwheel sandwiches with different fillings (e.g., baloney and mustard for reviewing your client’s shoe box receipts; turkey and Velveeta cheese for your tax-cheating clients, etc.);
- Audit-approved appetizers: A grazing board with cheese cubes, crackers, and small bite-sized vegetables with dip (how healthy (yawn));
- Write-off waffles: They don’t actually count as a deduction, but we can dream, can’t we?
- IRS-themed fortune cookies: Every fortune just says, “You’re getting audited” ;
- Schedule C cinnamon rolls: Mini cinnamon rolls arranged in a dollar sign pattern;
- Capital gains candy bar: A DIY candy/chocolate bar with various toppings;
- Extension energy bites: No-bake protein balls with oats, peanut butter, and espresso;
- Itemized ingredient cups: Individual fruit and yogurt parfaits;
- April 15th assortment: A countdown calendar with different treats for the final 15 days of tax season;
- Tax bracket tacos: Tiered according to spice level:
- 10%: Mild salsa, easy filing;
- 22%: Spicy but manageable;
- 37%: Ghost pepper — because, at this rate, nothing matters; and
- Bottom line brownies: Brownies cut into dollar sign shapes.
