It's a whale of a tax season ...
When you think you've had it with IRC §199A and tax season, count yourself lucky! You have not been gulped by a whale. Rainer Schimpf, a tour dive operator, was filming a sardine run off the coast of South Africa when he found himself inside the mouth of a Bryde's whale.1 He said he knew he was too big to be swallowed by the whale but worried that the whale would dive and he would drown. He was filling his lungs when the whale turned on its side and he washed out of the whale's mouth: not a scratch on him.
I can relate to terror: Like the time I had a bet with a client that he'd get a refund. He paid off the bet (an expensive dinner), and in the middle of the night I realized I'd left off a $10,000 1099-MISC. I almost drowned in my terror. The next day I apologized and offered to take him to dinner twice. He just asked for a reduction in the fee.
1 www.today.com/news/diver-survives-almost-being-swallowed-15-ton-whale-t150169