Don't mess with ... Minnesota?
Minnesota state representative Drew Christensen (R-Prior Lake) has penned a bill banning Arie Luyendyk, Jr. from the Land of 10,000 Lakes.1
Even if you don't watch the reality show "The Bachelor," you're probably at least aware of the premise: One man chooses a bride from 25 female contestants that he whittles down over the course of the season. This year, the Bachelor Arie Luyendyk caused a scene when he proposed to his final selection Becca Kufrin from Prior Lake, Minnesota, but then dumped her on live television and proposed instead to the first runner-up.
Nobody messes with Rep. Christensen's constituents. He immediately turned to Twitter where he promised that in exchange for a thousand re-Tweets, he would author a bill banning Luyendyk from the state. He got 11,000 re-Tweets.
Christensen is a man of his word. The very brief "Bachelor bill" reads:
A bill for an act relating to state government; adopting a right to live free from the presence of Arie Luyendyk, Jr.; proposing coding for new law in Minnesota Statues, chapter 1.
BE IT ENACTED BY THE LEGISLATURE OF THE STATE OF MINNESOTA: Section 1. (1.512) FREEDOM FROM ARIE LUYENDYK, JR.
The state of Minnesota hereby adopts a policy of zero tolerance of Arie Luyendyk, Jr. from season 22 of the The Bachelor. It is state policy that every person in the state has a right to live free from the presence of Arie Luyendyk, Jr. in the state.
More concerning than the time a state representative wasted in crafting joke legislation to boost the spirits of the woman who has now been named the next Bachelorette is the fact that "The Bachelor" has been on the air for 22 years.